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starry-nights-and-coffee:

wolffenstien:

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo

Platonically calls you babe: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

adumbrant:

thutmosis-iii:

sinbadism:

mens-rights-activia:

mens-rights-activia:

Batman is actually the most unrealistic superhero

I just find it more believable that a space alien with god-like abilities would fight for humanity and justice than a billionaire in a capitalist society imho 

well he doesn’t really fight for humanity and justice he basically fights to feel better about himself

We have this thread every week, comrade.

Some people?? Put on Batsuits and fight crime? To cope??

slayboybunny:

*gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others and getting caught up in gratuitous ideas of romance *crush texts back* They are The One

baconomicon:

brainstatic:

I once read about an aquarium that trained the dolphins to pick up any debris in the tank and give it to the trainer in exchange for fish. One dolphin started started hiding paper under a rock and then breaking off small pieces to give the trainer. She also realized that she could get fish for catching a seagull. She soon started to stockpile fish to use as seagull bait, thus creating an exponentially larger seagull problem. Then she taught the other dolphins, which made it worse. So if you ever think dolphins are cute, remember that these little assholes create capitalism of their own volition and are not to be trusted. 

That dolphin freely exchanged information about a way to cheat the system created by their captors to benefit her sisters how dare you

exceptionals:

me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous